andwedanceddd:

"I will remember your face, I’m still in love with that place. When the stars are the only thing we share, will you be there"


me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 


mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14



❝ Tolkien

literarystarbucks:

Tolkien goes up to the counter and orders a Teavana Shaken Iced Blackberry Mojito Tea Lemonade. All of the hipsters inside the shop overhear and immediately go up and order the same thing. Tolkien is enraged and storms out, screaming that everyone misunderstood what he was trying to order.


onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive




my-wayward-shawn:

popculturesavvyangel:

itsjustayoyo:

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*SHAKES VIOLENTLY*

it gives us hope

CAN THEY REDO THIS SHOW WERE THEYRE ALL IN COLLEGE


lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger


jonpertwee:

"Don’t celebrate Halloween, Christians!! It is based in a pagan holiday!"

Boy have I got some news for you concerning Christmas.



better-than-kanye-bitchh:

relationship goals


❝ Gatsby

literarystarbucks:

Jay Gatsby goes up to the counter and orders a vanilla iced coffee, but only after being repeatedly reassured by his companion that it is a sufficiently aristocratic choice.  While waiting, Gatsby daydreams about his choice: the delicate balance of bitter and sweet; the refreshing chill on this humid summer day; the way sunlight will refract in the swirling liquid. It is, he decides, a flawless and thoroughly American choice of beverage. Gatsby does not know that Starbucks’ vanilla iced coffee is pre-made and served in a bottle. He is hurt and confused.